Unix Beards

Richard Esplin richard-lists at esplins.org
Mon Jul 14 12:33:36 MDT 2014


True Unix hackers know how to overcome the limits of measly genetics.

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=beard+extensions

Now, put the Internet back up in Big Ben where it belongs!

Richard

On Monday, July 07, 2014 17:25:39 Daniel C. wrote:
> Dear Elders of the Internet,
> 
> It is my dream in life to one day be a Unix Guru.  I have been working very
> hard on this dream job by locking myself in the basement with technical
> manuals and Red Bull, and refusing to have a single razor in the house.
>  I've been at it for six months now and I can perform any of several tasks
> with my eyes closed, but my beard (while quite thick and curly) is still
> only a modest 2.75 inches long.  It has remained at this length for the
> past month and a half.
> 
> At this point I am beginning to fear that I will never have a true Unix
> Beard.  May I still submit my application for Unix Guru, or will I forever
> be cursed to live as a low-level functionary?
> 
> Sincerely,
> Daniel


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