Unix Beards

Brian J. Rogers captbrogers at gmail.com
Mon Jul 7 16:49:08 MDT 2014

The requirement is that all beards be a full 3 inches long.

On Mon, Jul 7, 2014 at 3:25 PM, Daniel C. <dcrookston at gmail.com> wrote:

> Dear Elders of the Internet,
> It is my dream in life to one day be a Unix Guru.  I have been working very
> hard on this dream job by locking myself in the basement with technical
> manuals and Red Bull, and refusing to have a single razor in the house.
>  I've been at it for six months now and I can perform any of several tasks
> with my eyes closed, but my beard (while quite thick and curly) is still
> only a modest 2.75 inches long.  It has remained at this length for the
> past month and a half.
> At this point I am beginning to fear that I will never have a true Unix
> Beard.  May I still submit my application for Unix Guru, or will I forever
> be cursed to live as a low-level functionary?
> Sincerely,
> Daniel
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