My startup: Crossies.com

Ryan Moore paniclater at gmail.com
Tue Sep 18 17:36:41 MDT 2012


I think we have a winner. It's been a while since an email made me laugh
out loud.
Ryan
On Sep 18, 2012 5:27 PM, "Daniel C." <dcrookston at gmail.com> wrote:

> On Tue, Sep 18, 2012 at 1:35 PM, John Fenley <pontifier at hotmail.com>
> wrote:
> > Thanks a bunch, and I'm sorry if I offended anyone here.
>
> I don't think you actually offended anyone.  We all just like to
> grumble.  We're like a bunch of geriatric patients complaining about
> the pain all down our left sides and yelling at kids to get off our
> lawn.
>
> Well, I'll tell ya the truth - these guys never did fight in the Great
> War.  Jonathan was off at college and Dale Morrey's dad was friends
> with a senator so he went to Hawaii for the duration.  Me, though -
> oh, I could tell you a tale that'd put hair on your chest and then
> turn it white.  See here?  Look at this scar.  I got that one when
> Charlie came creepin' in through my foxhole.  That was just before I
> drove my Stryker down the hill at Normandy.  And my back hurts every
> time the weather's changing.  That's thanks to the Krauts I fought off
> - twenty of them, singlehandedly - in the sands of Agincourt.  They
> liked to fight beside their women, and when I finished strangling the
> last one with his own entrails, well... let's just say I wouldn't be
> surprised if there are a few Filipinos walking around today with my
> eyes.
>
> Don't let those other folks scare you none, they never seen a day of
> hard work if it bit 'em in the knee.  Me though, I'm the genuine
> article.  Never told a tall tale in my life.  Me you can trust.
>
> -Dan
>
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