Help on a Job Descriptions

[Tod Hansmann]

On 5/30/2012 2:54 PM, Nathan Blackham wrote:
> Adding System Engineer Description.
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> Are you an experienced Linux System Engineering who cares about
> quality and performance?  Do you crave making an OS stable and
> reliable?  Do you want to help build the world’s premier cloud
> environment?  Then this is the job for you.
>
> The team is responsible for qualifying the OS platform that is used to
> support the Amazon's server infrastructure.  This includes qualifying
> both new software and  new hardware.  The team is also responsible for
> automating the qualification of this platform and releasing the
> platform to production.
>
> We are seeking a talented and highly motivated System Engineer to join
> the team.  The responsibilities include building test capacity,
> running qualifications and deploying the platform to production.  We
> are looking for someone who is good at system level scripting to help
> automate these tasks as we move to a “no touch” qualification model.
> We want someone who understands how to scale fleets as well as dive
> deep into troubleshooting problems that arise.
>
> Most of our tools are currently in Python, but we do have some in Java and Perl.
>
> The position is located in Seattle, WA
>
> For more information on Amazon Web Services please visit: http://aws.amazon.com
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>
>
s/Engineering/Engineer/g

I didn't read much after that, but the skimming seemed ok.  Bonus points 
if you can make it satirically 50's style.  (Not really.  That would be 
bad.)

-Tod Hansmann