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[Jacob Albretsen]

Quoting Jonathan Duncan <jonathan at bluesunhosting.com>:

>
> On 17 Nov 2010, at 11:55, Stuart Jansen wrote:
>
>> On Wed, 2010-11-17 at 11:54 -0700, Jason Van Patten wrote:
>>> If someone has a better alternative to Florine/Chlorine in drinking
>>> water to kill off lethal bacteria in civic drinking water that isn't
>>> "toxic" and won't bankrupt every city and state government i'm all ears.
>>
>> I hear Halliburton has been having great success with the tears of
>> orphans.
>>
>
> In that same vein, I heard tears of Chuck Norris cure anything.  I   
> think Unicorn blood has a similar effect.

Pfffttt.  Chuck Norris wears Jack Bauer pajamas.