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[Jonathan Duncan]

On 17 Nov 2010, at 11:55, Stuart Jansen wrote:

> On Wed, 2010-11-17 at 11:54 -0700, Jason Van Patten wrote:
>> If someone has a better alternative to Florine/Chlorine in drinking 
>> water to kill off lethal bacteria in civic drinking water that isn't 
>> "toxic" and won't bankrupt every city and state government i'm all ears.
> 
> I hear Halliburton has been having great success with the tears of
> orphans.
> 

In that same vein, I heard tears of Chuck Norris cure anything.  I think Unicorn blood has a similar effect.