May PLUG Meeting: Stuart Is Awesome

[Jacob Albretsen]

Quoting Bryan Sant <bryan.sant at gmail.com>:

> On Thu, Apr 29, 2010 at 10:41 AM, Hans Fugal <hans at fugal.net> wrote:
>> You don't top-post sjansen. sjansen top-posts you.
>
> Stuart Jansen can divide by zero.
>
> Stuart Jansen doesn't need a debugger, he just stares down the bug
> until the code confesses.

Richard Stallman wears Stuart Jansen pajamas.

Stuart Jansen yells at his cell phone to recharge it.

A Zen student once asked his master: "Does Stuart Jansen seek  
enlightenment?" To which the Zen master replied "No, enlightenment  
seeks Stuart Jansen." At that moment, the student became enlightened.

Stuart Jansen once caused a kernel to panic by pointing his finger and  
his laptop and yelling, "Bang!"

When a Jedi senses a great disturbance in the Force, it is Stuart Jansen.

When Google can't find something, it asks Stuart Jansen for help.