Can't we all just...

[Dave Smith]

Dan Stovall wrote:
> Just look at it.  No bun, just chicken, bacon, and cheese.  No grains at all, no vegetables.

Don't worry. Those chickens are practically vegetables. I mean they may 
as well be. Odds are, they never saw the light of day during their 
49-day chemically accelerated maturation[1].

And I bet they taste delicious!

--Dave


[1] Chickens naturally take about 90 days to mature to their most 
delicious state.