MySQL last table alteration time

[Dave Smith]

Stuart Jansen wrote:
> Bah, in the real nobody needs triggers or sub-selects or... Yeah, I
> guess this comment is flamebait. But if I still haven't forgiven KDE for
> choosing a non-free library, why should I forgive MySQL for not being a
> real database?
>   

Stuart, are you feeling bored today? I'm surprised because this isn't 
even a Friday night... :P

--Dave