I want to learn a new language...

[Jonathan Duncan]

On Thu, 15 Feb 2007, Daniel C. wrote:

> On 2/15/07, Jonathan Duncan <jonathan at bluesunhosting.com> wrote:
>> I use PHP for shell scripting.  Quite handy.
>
> I use a screw and a pair of pliers to open bottles of wine.  It's
> easy, you just screw the screw into the cork with a screwdriver, then
> grab it with a pair of pliers and yank the sucker right out of there.
> Sometimes you have to have someone else hold the bottle so you can get
> both hands on the pliers.  If you do that, you have to be careful not
> to spill the wine when the cork pops out.
>

Wow, that is quite resourceful of you.  I just use a hammer and pick out 
the glass slivers.  Same great taste, less filling.  Pardon me, I have 
some holes to plug...

Jonathan