August PLUG Meeting: Mid-Career Development

[Dave Smith]

Wade Preston Shearer wrote:
>> Oh, and another pet peeve: Apparently there are no "slow paced" 
>> software development jobs. They are all "fast paced" and "exciting".
>
> …and the always used "hard worker and team player." Is there any 
> employer that wouldn't be looking for someone with those attributes? 
> Is there anyone that would ever not apply for a position because they 
> felt like they did not poses those attributes?

Job opportunity:

Slow paced software development company seeks software engineer to work 
in our dull development team. The ideal candidate will possess a marked 
lack of teamwork skills and have a weak work ethic. Four years of 
experience with Java 1.6 is a must.

--Dave