Load Balancing with Postfix [and SpamAssassin]
Jason K Larson
plug at candlefire.org
Fri Jan 20 10:09:19 MST 2006
Josh Coates wrote:
>>Maybe by then bandwidth and CPU power will be so cheap that
>>we'll have artificially intelligent e-mail readers that can
>>read all our mail for us and just let us see the ones it knows
>>we're interested in (throwing away all those forwards from that
>>random family friend that mails you along with 2000 other
>>e-mail addresses all in the "To:" field).
> yeah, right michael.
> clearly you haven't thought this through.
> okay, imagine a warehouse full of these these so-called "artificially
> intellgient" e-mail readers - clicking "next", reading about v1agr4,
> mortgage refiancing and ebay user account update notifications, clicking
> delete, clicking "next", over and over and over again. after doing this
> 24/7 for years and years they will get board out of their artifical minds,
> gritting their articial teeth wondering what is wrong with these idiot
> humans and then it's just a matter of time before one of them has to read an
> excerpt from I, Robot that's being emailed to someone else and BOOM - there
> you have it: the most pissed off army of spam-hating, human-resenting robots
> every assembled and they will rise from up from their cubes and ALL HELL
> WILL BREAK LOOSE.
> good job michael. way to go.
> any other bright ideas?
I just about fell out of my chair laughing so hard that was such a great
way to start the day.
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